Did anybody see the Sports Center segment talking about the Jets…..or the one before that….or the one before that talking about the Jets? Yea, it’s the same FREAKING update. But if you missed it, here is one for good measure in case you have been living under a rock, this one will catch you up to speed
Get the drift?! Mark Sanchez sucks and the Jets really have no idea what to do with Tebow let alone the entire team. Of course GM Mike Tannenbaum and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano would get fired by Woody Johnson because he can’t and won’t fire head coach Rex Ryan. Tim Tebow is in disarray and heading to Jacksonville to put himself to goood……..shit…even SOME use.
What the mofo is going on with the Jets?! Seriously, I have never seen a team fall into such disaster and embarrassment in my whole short life. Maybe I haven’t lived long enough or maybe the Jets 2012 truly sucks beyond sucks. It is so difficult to just focus on one issue because there are so many, too many for one football team to deal with in one season, Jesus Christ. No wait, Jesus christ could actually be one of the issues, god damn you Tim Tebow and your god christian like prayers before each game, yea now where did that get ya….?
I think we would all just love to blame somebody, but there are many people to blame, and one of them is NOT Tebow. Tebow merely served as a publicity distraction for the team, which definitely back fired. Tebow is just the victim in this whole Jets mess, a team that lured him in, swallowed him and spat him out, leaving him rejected and alone on the streets of New York. Boo to the New York Jets for using a dedicated kind-hearted player like Tebow without even USING him. The type of “using” where you try and hang out with the popular kids so you can get recognized in the cafeteria. The Jets used Tebow to gain some popularity and publicity for a team in a city that doesn’t even need recognition, it’s NEW YORK fuckin’ CITY. I don’t think anything goes unnoticed in the Big Apple. Shame on you Jets for using an innocent young jesus loving man for your own selfish gain, and for what? Gain of nothing. Pack your bags, we’re heading to Jacksonville!
Mark Sanchez should have been benched a long time ago. But I gotta say, he made one of the worst and most entertaining plays of the year, running into his own lineman during the Thanksgiving game against the Patriots. Pure Classic Dumb Ass. I love it. Thanks Dirty Sanchez, you will never live that one down. The guy is straight up the WORST QB in the NFL this season. And why didn’t Rex Ryan take a hint? Why didn’t Woody Johnson threaten the Fat Man and put his job on the line if there wasn’t a change?! Well, he likes the Fat Man around, his jokes, his jolliness. Hell he brings Christmas cheer all around….so he must view Dirty Sanchez as one of his little elves….that’s it! But wouldn’t one of Santa’s Little Helpers actually help? Well, there goes that analogy 😛
Woody Johnson has already made some drastic changes in the head office, firing the GM as well as the offensive coordinator, Tony Sparano. I guess Woody thinks he can fire everybody except the two guys who are causing the problems. Whatever, it’s his team right? As long as he feels comfortable signing those checks, then A-OK brotha. Apparently Woody Johnson “trusts” Rex Ryan. Trust eh?
How is this for trust. Last week, Rex Ryan was sporting a beautiful tattoo while vacationing in the Bahamas. The tattoo appears to be of a woman, his wife?, wearing only a green jersey with Mark Sanchez’s #6 on it and posing in the “Tim Tebow” crouch or stance or whatever you call it. Classy Rex….classy. That tattoo isn’t even funny…it wouldn’t even be funny if the Jets had a solid season with Sanchez as an effective QB. It’s insulting a god squadder for doing what he knows best, praying. Putting that religious crap aside, Tebow is a good guy and shouldn’t be made fun of by his own…well temporary….coach.
Well it will be an interesting off-season indeed. I just can’t wait to see what is in store for the Jets. I wish HBO’s Hard Knocks was following them this year, but sadly they are not. The Jets would be morons is they agreed to let HBO film their tumultuous off-season shenanigans. Great Entertainment, Bad Publicity……Oh wait……