College Football 2015 is fast approaching and I can hardly contain my excitement. Almost as excited as Tim Tebow’s first day as an Alter Boy.
So I assembled my top 10 reasons to be excited for the upcoming 2015 season.
10. Alabama vs. Tennessee
Even though Tennessee will be meeting Alabama in Tuscaloosa, it will still be entertaining to see Lane Kiffin squirm on the sidelines. After all, Knoxville did name their sewage system after Kiffin’s unexpected departure. Only a lucky few college football coaches have ever received such an honor.
9. Charlie Strong Wrangling The Longhorns?
Is Charlie Strong in the hot seat? As college football fans are well aware, Texas football is not only a way of life, it IS life. They expect championships and expect no less. Charlie Strong is entering his second year as their head coach. His 2nd! Honestly, if Texas wins one more game than they did last year, that wouldn’t matter. But if Texas faces another dismal season in 2015 and fires Strong entering the 2016 season….geeze, get a life Texas.
8. Beat the Irish!
Notre Dame is ranked #10 in the preseason polls. It really grinds me gears that no matter how shitty they were the season before, Notre Dame always seems to creep their way into the top 25 preseason poles. WTF?! Yea well, Rudy won’t save you this season.
7. Wow! Oregon’s Uniforms!
You gotta hand it to them, every season the Oregon Ducks give our eyes a nice little gift: tight neon-colored spandex boasting feathers of flight. Flight to Football. Nice.
6. Urban Meyer’s Non-Existent Health Problem
Let’s see if he makes it out another year. Sorry Meyer family, the Buckeyes are far more important than you. Careful there Urban, your anger may only exacerbate that heart condition of yours….
5. Everett “Cheater” Golson Taking Over For Crab Legs
Should be entertaining to see a Notre Dame drop out attempt to form his own legacy following Heisman Trophy-Winning Crab Stealing Misogynist Winston. It is quite the legacy, I must say. However, Golson is one of the smallest QBs in the game. Apparently, Golson could be the shortest Florida State QB in nearly 30 years. He has no chance.
4. Introducing Ann Arbor’s Own: Constipation Face
I don’t know about you, but I’m excited to see Constipation Face take the Big House by storm. Not so much with his football team, but with his douche-bag childish antics and ridiculous facial expressions, I’m sure we are in for some pure laughter. Those high rising tight khakis alone are up for a College Football comeback.
And my personal favorite….
3. Another Year, Another Year Older Can Only Mean One Thing: Retirement For Lee Corso!
Homeboy needs to pack his bags and take up golf. Someone just has to beat College Game Day out of him. Or maybe just have one bad fall….. (I’m going to hell)
2. Playoffs Take 2
2nd time can be a charm.
1. FIGHT ON
Oh yeah 🙂