He Has Risen

The Resurrection is real people.  And no, I am not talking about Easter.  But if you put it that way, this may be an Easter of sorts….an Easter for one.

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Tim Tebow is gracing the NFL with his holy presence yet again. I don’t know about you, but frankly, I am quite excited about this revival.

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Throwing the words “resurrection” and “revival” could be a bit of a stretch, but hey, who am I to hate on one of Jesus’s football disciples? Granted Tebow never went to Notre Dame, but I am sure he has a poster of “Touchdown Jesus” pasted up on one of his walls next to his Florida Gator crucifix.

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Just like Jesus, Tebow has seen and experience adversity in his days. The NFL maliciously swallowed and spit out Tebow 2 years ago, leaving him nothing except his unrelenting faith in GOD and in the good graces of the almighty SEC Network.

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The comeback of Tebow is upon us and I couldn’t be more excited. And to top it off, I couldn’t think of a better city to open up their loving arms and embrace the God Squader like a brother than Philadelphia.  Although the Philadelphia Eagles already have a so-called “quarterback,” Tebow could be the perfect accessory to Chip Kelly’s fast-paced offense.

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Will Tebow get any action? Who the hell knows. He only signed a 1 year contract agreement. As a die-hard USC Trojan fan, you would think I would be rooting for the ladder.  Don’t get me wrong, I am fully pulling for Matty Barkley to dazzle the City of Brotherly Love with his cannon of an arm and Little Rascal smile. Also pulling for Mark Sanchez to fully recover from his butt fumble concussion and come to realize that retirement would be more of a favor to the entire sports world than just himself.

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But you have to admit, there is just something about Tebow that is unrelentingly charming. Setting aside his “Don’t Get an Abortion Because I Was Almost One” SuperBowl commercial, Tebow has a great attitude on his shoulders, a contiguously positive attitude that many could and should envy. Can’t hate a guy for trying and trying and trying and trying to make his dreams come true.

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Rooting against Tebow is like rooting for Moses to drown in the Red Sea or for Joseph to never find that Technicolor Dreamcoat. No…..that’s just wrong.

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And the best part of all? Tebow-ing will be making it’s comeback with a vengeance…..in PRETZEL FORM.

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There is no God?

A devout Christian dedicating a good part of his life to GOD by serving his Lord in every way possible, adamantly praying and freely sacrificing his time and effort to the religion is the RIGHT “Christian” thing to do.  And in return, God’s plan is said to steer you down the path of righteousness, the path that will guide you where you are meant to be in life.  Welcome to the “Good” Christian life.

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So why is Tebow’s path meant to go down the shitter?

Tim Tebow : Jesus’s wet dream, a Christian do-gooder, a God squadder…call him what you want, Tebow loves GOD and isn’t shy about it.

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So with everything going wrong in his NFL career, where does GOD fit into all of this?

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Everything was going right with Tebow: Heisman trophy winner, 2 NCAA championships, 1st round draft pick, starting as Quarterback for the Denver Broncos, leading the Broncos to a playoff win to reach the Divisional Round, picked up by an ailing Jets squad in dire need of a Quarterback, then picked up again by the power house Patriots team with the superior coaching of Bill Billicheck and then finally, all of a sudden…he is released….out into the unemployed wild.

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If Tebow is no longer playing in the NFL (his lifelong dream) then is there really a God?

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Has GOD led Tebow to the Arena Football League to play for the L.A. KISS?  Really? This is what Tim Tebow’s hard efforts and prayer have brought him: nothing but an embarrassing washed up NFL career?

WTF GOD?!  If Tebow can’t make it in God’s good graces than what the hell are the rest of us heathens to do?  Tebow’s positive attitude and hopeful spirit is something you don’t see everyday in sports.  It was refreshing to hear him talk about the upside of his down and out career situations and move forward in admirable fashion.  But how admirable is it if you are going to go live out your career playing for a football team owned by the band KISS?

(Haha that would be kinda sweet)

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BUT, did you ever think that THIS is MEANT TO BE for Tebow.  Maybe Tebow is meant to an analyst on ESPN for College Football (replacing Lee Corso…..AMAZING) or perhaps to steer his football efforts and expertise more towards coaching. Tebow had a great run, some would say even a phenomenal, but I think it is safe to say that Tebowmania has come to a close.

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Tebow already fulfilled his childhood dream of playing Quarterback in the NFL, just not a very long dream. Maybe his other unspoken dreams of NOT playing Quarterback will eventually come true, whatever those may be.  What does the homeboy Jesus think?

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New York I love you, but your AFC Team sucks balls

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Did anybody see the Sports Center segment talking about the Jets…..or the one before that….or the one before that talking about the Jets?  Yea, it’s the same FREAKING  update.  But if you missed it, here is one for good measure in case you have been living under a rock, this one will catch you up to speed

Get the drift?!  Mark Sanchez sucks and the Jets really have no idea what to do with Tebow let alone the entire team. Of course GM Mike Tannenbaum and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano would get fired by Woody Johnson because he can’t and won’t fire head coach Rex Ryan.  Tim Tebow is in disarray and heading to Jacksonville to put himself to goood……..shit…even SOME use.

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What the mofo is going on with the Jets?!  Seriously, I have never seen a team fall into such disaster and embarrassment in my whole short life.  Maybe I haven’t lived long enough or maybe the Jets 2012 truly sucks beyond sucks.  It is so difficult to just focus on one issue because there are so many, too many for one football team to deal with in one season, Jesus Christ.  No wait, Jesus christ could actually be one of the issues, god damn you Tim Tebow and your god christian like prayers before each game, yea now where did that get ya….?  funny_jesus_7_0-s432x547-168274

I think we would all just love to blame somebody, but there are many people to blame, and one of them is NOT Tebow.  Tebow merely served as a publicity distraction for the team, which definitely back fired.  Tebow is just the victim in this whole Jets mess, a team that lured him in, swallowed him and spat him out, leaving him rejected and alone on the streets of New York.  Boo to the New York Jets for using a dedicated kind-hearted player like Tebow without even USING him.  The type of “using” where you try and hang out with the popular kids so you can get recognized in the cafeteria.  The Jets used Tebow to gain some popularity and publicity for a team in a city that doesn’t even need recognition, it’s NEW YORK fuckin’ CITY.  I don’t think anything goes unnoticed in the Big Apple.  Shame on you Jets for using an innocent young jesus loving man for your own selfish gain, and for what?  Gain of nothing. Pack your bags, we’re heading to Jacksonville!

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Mark Sanchez should have been benched a long time ago.  But I gotta say, he made one of the worst and most entertaining plays of the year, running into his own lineman during the Thanksgiving game against the Patriots.  Pure Classic Dumb Ass.  I love it.  Thanks Dirty Sanchez, you will never live that one down.  The guy is straight up the WORST QB in the NFL this season.  And why didn’t Rex Ryan take a hint?  Why didn’t Woody Johnson threaten the Fat Man and put his job on the line if there wasn’t a change?!  Well, he likes the Fat Man around, his jokes, his jolliness.  Hell he brings Christmas cheer all around….so he must view Dirty Sanchez as one of his little elves….that’s it!  But wouldn’t one of Santa’s Little Helpers actually help?  Well, there goes that analogy 😛

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new-york-jets-owner-woody-johnson-checks-his-cellphone-during-the-first-half-their-nfl-football-game-against-the-detroit-lions-detroit Woody Johnson has already made some drastic changes in the head office, firing the GM as well as the offensive coordinator, Tony Sparano.  I guess Woody thinks he can fire everybody except the two guys who are causing the problems.  Whatever, it’s his team right?  As long as he feels comfortable signing those checks, then A-OK brotha.  Apparently Woody Johnson “trusts” Rex Ryan.  Trust eh?

How is this for trust.  Last week, Rex Ryan was sporting a beautiful tattoo while vacationing in the Bahamas.  The tattoo appears to be of a woman, his wife?, wearing only a green jersey with Mark Sanchez’s #6 on it and posing in the “Tim Tebow” crouch or stance or whatever you call it.  Classy Rex….classy.  That tattoo isn’t even funny…it wouldn’t even be funny if the Jets had a solid season with Sanchez as an effective QB.  It’s insulting a god squadder for doing what he knows best, praying.  Putting that religious crap aside, Tebow is a good guy and shouldn’t be made fun of by his own…well temporary….coach.

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Well it will be an interesting off-season indeed.  I just can’t wait to see what is in store for the Jets.  I wish HBO’s Hard Knocks was following them this year, but sadly they are not.  The Jets would be morons is they agreed to let HBO film their tumultuous off-season shenanigans.  Great Entertainment, Bad Publicity……Oh wait……th

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