The Gingerbread Man vs. Evil

CANELO vs. MAYWEATHER…..or as I like to call it THE GINGERBREAD MAN vs. EVIL…Who will you be rooting for this Saturday night?

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This good vs. evil fight is to go down in the books, a blockbuster fight seeing how both fighters are undefeated.  In the blue corner, Saul Canelo Alvarez, a red-headed undefeated Mexican fighter from Guadelajara (woot!)  who helps old ladies cross the streets and rescues cats from trees on fire.  In the red corner, Floyd Mayweather Jr., the undefeated spawn of Satan.

If you are questioning who to root for in this fight, get off this blog now……seriously.

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This fight is being promoted as “The One”- as in the one that could finally end Floyd Mayweather’s reign of terror.  Slightly south of $19 million just from ticket goers alone, the fight will bring Mayweather $40 million plus a pay-per-view showing that could near 2 million buys.  Jeez.  The guy is 44-0, you do that math. This is a big fight, probably the biggest fight in combat sports history, with SOOOooOOO much riding on the line.

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How can you NOT root the Gingerbread man?  Alvarez has long been touted as the guy to topple Mayweather and now he gets his chance, with a plethora of titles on the line. Alvarez’s WBA, WBC and The Ring light middleweight title are up for grabs alongside Floyd’s super light middleweight title. Can he do it?  Yes.  Yes he can.  And he WILL.

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If there is any good left in the world, Canelo will win this fight.  How the hell can you or anybody for that matter, root for Mayweather? Honestly, the man is a god awful terrible human being.  He is a racist, a narcissist, a sexist, a money hungry big mouth and everything else in between.

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You would think you would want an undefeated fighter to win and stay undefeated, but not, not this guy in a long shot.  Mayweather makes it really easy for anyone to hate him.  During Mayweather vs. De La Hoya fight promotion, Mayweather came out dressed like a “mexican” in a sombero and poncho. Oscar de la Hoya is a Mexican American fighter. This all took place on Cinco de Mayo.  Ok…….

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During his so-called tiff with Manny Pacquiao, a Filipino fighter with whom he has long had a war of words with over their inability to a potential matchup,  he called him a “little yellow chump.” Then he went on to say, “Once I stomp the midget, I’m gonna make that mother fucker make me a sushi roll.”  YEA, I am going to spell out F-U-C-K because that’s what the racist said.  No holding back here yo.

Oscar+de+la+Hoya+v+Manny+Pacquiao+Weigh+7MW4peCBwhPlIF you ever watched Mayweather when he WAS on HBO Boxing (WAS being the operative word because he left HBO for Showtime for more “money”…  Let’s be honest, HBO couldn’t stand his ass anymore), every word out of his mouth was “ME,” “MONEY,” “The GREATEST,” and “SHUTUP.” The dude literally got in a fight with his own father on the show, threatening to beat him up if he didn’t leave HIS gym.  We get it, you are a fighter, but to fight your own father?  Oh wait, it gets better, because as more information unfolds you will see that Mayweather is just a misunderstood family man.

“Floyd made a business decision that is best for him and best for his family,” said Leonard Ellerbe, the CEO of Mayweather Promotions, about leaving for the Showtime network.  Best for his family you say?  Well, that is interesting.

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Mayweather loves his family so much he had to express his emotions the only way he knows how.  In September 2012, he beat up his baby mama, Josie Harris, as two of their babies watched no less.  Mayweather pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of misdemeanor battery domestic violence, and no contest to a pair of harassment charges.

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I’m not saying Canelo is an angel but to everyone’s knowledge, he is the better man.  Shoot, any man with a library card is a better man than Mayweather.

So if you find yourself rooting for this horrible human being tomorrow night,  please, go punch yourself in the face.  Thank you.

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(Hopefully he will look like this after his defeat on Saturday night)–>

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Time to Kiss the Baby Ocho Cino

Chad Ocho Cinco, previously and now legally known as Chad Johnson, is seriously dunzo.

This once comical football player is now out of a job and in some bad news bears trouble with the law.  The Miami Dolphins terminated his contract within 24 hours of his arrest for a domestic battery case involving his new wife, Evelyn Lozada.  Apparently, his wife accused him of Head Butting her during an argument in front of their home.  HEAD BUTTING CHAD??!  daYum, i didn’t know that was back in style :/

Chad and Eve have only been married a month and are already battling it out to see who beat the shiz out of each other.  I mean……Eve was on the reality show “Basketball Wives,”  she clearly knows how to play the marry an athlete and get rich game.  These two lovebirds met on Twitter….and not on cordial circumstances.  If any of you say last week’s Hard Knocks season premiere episode following the Miami Dolphins training camp, Eve and Chad explained how they met on Twitter, Eve talking shit and taunting Chad soo much that he just HAD to meet this classy woman.  Good thing he changed his name back to Johnson just for this special lady.

Don’t get me wrong, meeting on the Internet accounts for more than 20% of couples in this country today, but would you really want to meet something who is calling you garbage and would withhold sex from you until you scored a touchdown?  Lame.

 

 

 

Johnson has been battling for a spot on the Dolphins’ roster after a very disappointing season with the New England Pats in 2011.  He only complete 15 receptions.  Ouchies.  Sounds like Tom Brady didn’t like his swag soo much neither. Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin knew Chad’s termination was a long time coming, citing that Johnson didn’t “fit” with the team.  Sound like another classic breakup excuse, “it just isn’t going to work out.”

Apparently, Chad has a history with domestic violence.  Sad 😦  And I used to LOVE this guy on the Bengals.

He was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery in L.A. on February 7, 2000, which was before he was playing football for Oregon State University.

Apparently it was his girlfriend that he slapped across the face after he accused her of cheating — to which he pled no contest, and the court found him guilty of domestic battery.

He was then sentenced to 3 years probation and ordered to serve 45 days in L.A. County Jail.

He didn’t see any of that jail time, though, and instead completed 30 days of graffiti removal work along with completing a 12 month batterer’s counseling program — and ordered to stay 100 yards away from the victim. He strategically decided to put off the hard labor and the domestic violence program for years. That’s when an additional 15 days of graffiti removal was added, making Ocho complete his legal obligations in 2002.  If cleaning up graffiti doesn’t scare the hard unrelenting power of the law into you, then I don’t know what will!  Sounds like a changed man to me 😛

Ugh.  Why do guys think it’s ok to beat up the ladies?!  Its soo not ok to hit a person who is significantly smaller and weaker than you, even if they are a bitch.

 

 

If convicted, Johnson faces a maximum penalty of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. He also could receive community service, probation or anger management classes.  YEA, like that is going to work this time.  Chad, do yourself a favor, divorce this gold digger and go back to Ocho Cinco.  Don’t start taking tips from Chris Brown over there, and do your time in jail.  Be a man.