Boo Fucking Hoo

He just looks like a cry baby.  And you know why?  Because he is. Just look at him. He has never looked so good in his life.  That’s because his LIFE is ENDING.

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Alex Rodriguez, Arod, Asshole, Bubble Butt…call him what you will but he has definitely over stayed his welcome in Baseball Land.

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Maybe he should start thinking about retiring to Fantasia.  I mean, he is already painted as a Centaur right?

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But would the mystical fantasy land that is Disney’s Fantasia really welcome Arod with open and forgiving arms?

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(Don’t eat the apple grrrrrrl.  Can’t trust anybody in Fantasia)

Probably…..but then he would die and then be re-directed to the Night On Bald Mountain scene, where the giant scary devil Chernabog summons the evil spirits and restless souls from their graves.  That’s what is going to happen to Arod.  He is going to be left to dance in the night, the shadows of Baseball, and forever be a slave to Chernabog….Chernabog is hopped up on steriods…obviously.  Haven’t you seen his muscles?!  That ain’t CGI yo.

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One thing is clear.  Arod will never again see the light of day….

Or maybe he will find comfort in the arms of this sexy dude……

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