The more and more information trickling down to the masses about Alex Rodriguez and his use of PEDs, the more and more you wish that Centaur Portrait of himself is still hung in his bedroom. This big ass third baseman is at it again, first his lack of post season play and now deceit.
Alex Rodriguez of the celebrated New York Yankees has been accused of using PEDS again. And now the Yankees want OUT of his lucrative contract…what they owe him like $114 million or something? Yeesh. Good one guys. Now apparently he is going to rehabilitation for the drugs?! Hah, just kidding. The fool had hip surgery and is in need of some rehabilitation if he wants to play baseball, let alone walk, again. The Yankees estimated with the right rehabilitation, A-hole can return before the All-Star Break.
So who is this Anthony Bosch character? The guy supposedly injected A-hole the drugs at his Miami home after A-hole came out of the closet and admitted to his past use of steroids to the public. I wouldn’t be surprised if A-hole did in fact take the steroids and would lie about it. But has he necessarily lied about it? He hasn’t even come out with a statement yet. What do his teammates have to say about this debacle?
“I don’t comment on anyone until they speak first. Let him address his situation before I comment on it. Let him speak first and then we’ll talk about that,” Derek Jeter said when asked about A-hole. He has a point. A-hole has yet to discuss this matter with the public. He has already discussed his past use of PEDs but not this recent development, leaving us only in speculation and assumption.
Shit, Jeter broke his ankle last season and is expected to start in New York’s opener against Boston on April 1, the greatest day of the year. I am fully aware that hip surgery is quite different from fixing a broken ankle, but Jeter is 38 years old, where is this short stop getting his awesomeness? Needless to say, Jeter is a better player than A-hole and hasn’t been sucking ass in the post season.
Fool should just retire. It’s already well beyond his golden years and they way he has been playing lately he will definitely not go out with a BANG….more like a SPLAT on his Zoolander Blue Steel wanna be face. A-hole still has 5 years left on his contract! That is insane! I don’t know why he would try and come back and play. It seems like nobody wants him too anyways. In the light of these allegations, A-hole should just bow out and take comfort in the fact that he will be paid a hefty sum to do so. Who knows, maybe he will miraculously recover and start looking younger while his Centaur self-portrait collects dust in his attic. Watch out Dorian Gray.