Nobody Likes Dirty Sanchez

Nobody likes Mark Sanchez..?!??!  Ahhhh say it aint so?

Some are coming forward to express their not so nice feelings about Mark Sanchez and his comfortable role as the New York Jet’s Quarterback.   These some are his own teammates.   YES

Finally there are others out there that despise Mark Sanchez as much as I do (and anybody else out there who dislikes men who take advantage of the ladies…..these were probably crunk college chicas but hey, that doesn’t make it right Dirty Sanchez, they deserved your utmost respect…you being a Man of Troy).  Yes he made Pete Carroll cry, but he had only one great game at SC in the Rose Bowl against Penn State that put him at the top of the 2009 draft.  He got lucky.  It felt like he used SC in his douche-bag ploy to become an NFL pretty boy.  Well maybe he will finally get what is coming to him 🙂 🙂 🙂

Apparently Mark Sanchez has been “babied” by the Jet’s organization and believes the team should import a veteran quarterback to push the former first round pick next season.  Push meaning to encourage Dirty Sanchez to improve and play more effectively.  Yea RIGHT.  Push should mead to push his ass out and sit him on the bench.  Push Dirty Sanchez back to the practice squad and improve the other incoming quarterbacks, boost up their self esteems, not his own.  Sanchez doesn’t need it, he is a self-centered butt face.

Even his teammates agree with that particular sentiment.  Some unnamed players have called him, “lazy” and “content.”  The only NFL quarterback who should feel lazy is Fat Ass Ben Roethlisberger because he is soo fat.  But with diet and exercise, his fatness will vanish.  Roethlisberger’s douche-bag qualities will remain but his fat will be gone, hence he will not be so inclined to pull the lazy card on the field.  Dirty Sanchez on the other hand is a douche through and through.

According to New York’s Daily News Report, a few Jet players campaigned for the team to try to acquire Peyton Manning this offseason.  ShoooOOOooot.  Now that would be something.  Ain’t gonna happen but that will always be the dream 🙂

Jet’s tackle Damien Woody agrees that Dirty Sanchez is being “babied” by the organization but has come out to speak to the media to defend his teammate.  What a guy.  He believes Dirty Sanchez deserves one more year on the team, “one more year to see if the guy can be the future, and if it doesn’t happen, it’s time to look for another direction.”  You are being generous Mr. Woody.  I do agree with you about the Jet’s organization though.  More specifically this awesome possum quote from Woody’s interview with the Daily News, “But the organization really tries to baby him and protect him as far as the media’s concerned. When you’re playing quarterback in New York, you have to have tough skin and have to be able to stand up to the criticism. When things are going great, you’re going to be a god in this city. But when things aren’t going well, you still have to be able to man up and take it all. I think the organization can do a better job of letting the man be a man and stand up and take the bullets like all the other players.”

 

 

So basically Dirty Sanchez can’t handle NYC and needs to get the f*ck out.  I LOVE IT.  I rather don’t like the Jets and their obnoxious fans but THIS I can agree on.  Maybe it is the Jet’s fault for ignoring what is really wrong with the team (::cough DIRTY SANCHEZ::) and covering up the obvious.  But why would they do that?  Do you really love Dirty Sanchez that much?  He isn’t a pretty boy where you get lost in his eyes….give me a break.  This is hardcore merciless Football.  Kick some ass on and off the field, starting with Dirty Sanchez.  Just see what a little bitch Dirty Sanchez is in this video from a game against the Bills, doesn’t seem to have enough kick ass to be on the football field at all.  God, what a Dirty Sanchez bitch.

 

 

It should be noted that the Jets are a defensive team, meaning that their defense wins games, making Sanche’z transition to the pros a bit of an easy task.  He wasn’t the one putting up the points and winning the games.  That’s alright, every team is different.  Joe Flacco on the Ravens is doing alright for himself down in Baltimore, always remembering to check his balls at the Ray Lewis door. But it works.  Sanchez and the Jets……yea not so much.

I can only pray that Dirty Sanchez gets scared so straight that he would have to catch his breath on the bench this upcoming season.  Let’s see if the Jets acquire a Quarterback from the draft in April or through a possible trade.  That would wipe off that stupid smirk on Dirty Sanche’z GQ face.


Full Daily News Article, Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/damien-woody-agrees-mark-sanchez-babied-ny-jets-teammates-shouldn-t-rip-qb-anonymously-article-1.1004734#ixzz1jCapXQb6

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